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  <!-- Comic 1: Taichi Bloopers -->
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      alt="Comic titled 'Taichi Bloopers' showing Granny Matsu whose internet Tai Chi video freezes, so she follows the yellow internet cable, gets tangled, and angrily pulls it with a tractor, accidentally yanking up an undersea cable that a Chinese sub was sabotaging, causing cross-strait confusion." 
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      <h2>Granny Matsu in “Taichi Bloopers!!”</h2>
      <p><strong>Short description:</strong> Granny’s Tai Chi stream buffers, so she “fixes” the internet by brute force, accidentally ruining an undersea sabotage operation.</p>
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          <li><strong>Title panel:</strong> “Taichi Bloopers!!” with goofy stick-figure poses; Granny and a guardian lion are watching.</li>
          <li><strong>Video freezes:</strong> The screen shows a big hourglass — the connection is down.</li>
          <li><strong>Investigation:</strong> Granny follows the long yellow internet cable, gets wrapped up, and gets mad.</li>
          <li><strong>Escalation:</strong> She hooks the cable to her red tractor and yanks.</li>
          <li><strong>Reveal (map view):</strong> The cable runs under the sea, where a Chinese sub was sabotaging it; her yank pulls up the line, tangling a “fishing” vessel and spoiling the operation. Mixed English–Chinese bubbles: “That is a fishing boat!”, “Watch the vase!”, “I’ll take a fish!”</li>
          <li><strong>Footer:</strong> “Map not for navigational/imperial use.” Branding: “By/With Bad Translation — It’s Wrong Both Ways Ltd.”</li>
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      <p class="meta">Series: <em>Granny Matsu</em> · Theme: tech frustration → geopolitical slapstick</p>
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  <!-- Comic 2: Granny Matsu and the Flies -->
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      alt="Comic titled 'Granny Matsu' in which Granny complains about annoying flies, but the guardian lion tells her to look again — they are not flies but airplanes filling the Taiwan Strait between China and Taiwan. Granny acts like she was right all along." 
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      <h2>Granny Matsu and the “Flies”</h2>
      <p><strong>Short description:</strong> Granny thinks the buzzing above her is houseflies; the lion points out it’s actually military aircraft. She refuses to be impressed.</p>
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          <li><strong>Title card:</strong> “Granny Matsu” with brush-style characters.</li>
          <li><strong>Granny annoyed:</strong> She yells “DAMN THESE FLIES!!” in mixed English/Chinese while vases and objects rattle.</li>
          <li><strong>Lion corrects her:</strong> “Look again, Granny! Those aren’t flies.” (English and Chinese versions in bubbles.)</li>
          <li><strong>Wide reveal:</strong> The Taiwan Strait is full of planes coming from the PRC side toward Taiwan. Bubble: “They’re airplanes!”</li>
          <li><strong>Granny’s shrug:</strong> “Just like I said.” Lion: “And don’t play with that old vase.” Footer: “Map not for navigational/imperial use.”</li>
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      <p class="meta">Series: <em>Granny Matsu</em> · Theme: misperception → military satire</p>
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